January 2010
But sometimes I have a hard time accounting for the fact that I must have loved my first wife too. But I did, I know I did. So I suppose I am like Terri in that regard. Terri and Ed. He thought about it and then he went on. “There was a time when I thought I loved my first wife more than life itself. But now I hate her guts. I do. How do you explain that? What happened to that love? What happened...
this...
is my favorite internet moment so far today:
brainland:
Was minding Brainland’s own business this weekend, drinking recklessly, feeling alienated, accomplishing nothing, gearing up for Bravo’s inevitable dominion over my useless life with Dance Your A** Off!, when approached by a drunk man. Usually, Brainland’s red flag raises real high at 1) a man who asks for a cigarette by announcing,...
“I like “doing” lunch, because it makes me feel like I fucked a sandwich.”
– Chuck, on the topic of nutrition (via chuckhistory)
bam-ba-JAMMMMmmmMMMMmmmMM...
“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the...”
– J.D. Salinger (via scout)
“A MOTHER???!! I can’t play a MOTHER! (Loudly, to anyone within earshot)...”
– Jenna, 30 Rock
“In the average person, I imagine, the body precedes language. In my case, words...”
– Yukio Mishima, Sun and Steel (via 1970fur)
“We were fractious and overpaid. Our mornings lacked promise. At least those of...”
– Joshua Ferris, Then We Came to the End (via first-lines)
i loved i loved i loved i LOVED this book. i met him at a reading in london last year, he’s totally dreamy in that nerdy-chic way i so adore. my friend was too nervous to ask him to sign her copy, so i got it signed for her. we chatted...
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not really sure what could possibly be worse than having 9+ tabs open after 3 days of internet-using of articles and websites you were planning on finally having time enough to read through in the morning, and then having safari “quit unexpectedly,” feeling like i might “unexpectedly” freak out, but i’m too tired to move, pretty sure you have to make sudden unplanned...
The David Cross and Spike Jonze Comedy Pilot Has... →
(via terriblethings)
AHHHHHH GODDDDDD CAST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PRRRREAAAAAAASE
yvonnegeorgina:
“My fate seemed to be to meet women it was impossible not to love, but whom it was impossible to love right.”
-Danny Deck
the latest from beach house →
marielk: in its entirety
<3333333 just read an interview with them where they balked at the notion that their other albums were billed as “sleepytime” music and they said they definitely saw this album as sexytime/babymaking music. so, you know. do with that what you will.
“Ugh forget about hobbies, can’t be bothered. I’ll have hobbies when...”
– file under “emails the likes of which only received from friends currently toiling away in an Ivy League Law School”
“So she texted me back “I’m looking for chemistry. I just didn’t feel that...”
– My 53 year old dad, on dating. (via ohmeohyou)
Parents dating is so traumatizing. It’s like, oh, this stuff doesn’t get any easier, does it? You, too? You’re human, too? Well, fuck!
(via meaghano)
Yeah. My mom was stood up (what an odd phrase that is) this weekend. By a guy that she is...
just some things.
sometimes (every night i work), the dishwasher whispers to me across the cleaning station, “shakira. i love you.” i scoff, scrape meat residue off of plates while exclaiming, “you can’t love me, you don’t even know me!” which is the same thing i would tell rome’s finest (read: creepiest) suitors when i lived there, the men lusting after american blondes...
“I thought it was so cool when girls would ask me, What’s your shirt? And I’m...”
– Miley Cryus in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar (via frangry)
oh. jesus. christ.
Joanna Newsom - Erin
SOME NEW NEWSOM
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THE DAY I HAD EVERYTHING
The last thing Larry had said before he left, his last words to her had been, “Everything I did with you was love.”
“That was awfully sweet of that fucking idiot to say,” Lee said.
That cracked Jean up, and then she seemed to think of something that cracked her up more. What she thought of, she shared with the three of us, and I ran straight to the bathroom and wrote down...
