"Well, in “The Office,” I played this character who was a subtly recognizable kind of jerk. Secondarily, I have a face that in resting position looks angry. These two things combined have made people think I’m cold or unhappy or unfriendly. I certainly have those sides but usually I’m just thinking about things, often in a contemplative, insecure or even daydreamy way. The book is what’s actually been going on in my head while I look like I’m meanly staring straight ahead."
— b.j. novak. i like this fella!
"Perhaps it was inevitable that some day, somewhere, someone would put a doughnut on a penis."