aaaaaaand there’s the FINAL nail in the coffin on my dead-eyed feelings about beyonce. cool pose! hey so are you….HIDING? in a…CORNER of the…ANNE FRANK MUSEUM? yup! 
nah, but she’s got a BOWLER hat on! and an impenetrably blank expression! she GETS it!!! this PHOTO GETS IT!! 
from her instagram

aaaaaaand there’s the FINAL nail in the coffin on my dead-eyed feelings about beyonce. cool pose! hey so are you….HIDING? in a…CORNER of the…ANNE FRANK MUSEUM? yup! 

nah, but she’s got a BOWLER hat on! and an impenetrably blank expression! she GETS it!!! this PHOTO GETS IT!! 

from her instagram

The LA Times covered THE FOG HORN, the literary magazine that published my very first paid story. Check them out!  My story is here.  

What NOT to expect:
SWING MUSIC TO COME BACK
TROUBLED TEENS
SEXY RIVERDANCING
A FREE SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN
TO HAVE WHAT REDMAN AND METHOD MAN HAVE
A TRAVESTY
ERECTIONS POST-INTERCOURSE
ANYONE TO CARE ABOUT BIRDS

-Sofiya’s list of things NOT to expect from her stand-up shows are among my favorite combinations of words in the world. 

Check out her comedy show here, it’s next Saturday! https://www.facebook.com/SURPRISECOMEDY

[KERRY] Female, early 30’s. A beautiful woman with stunning features, charming, but with a secret dark side. Nudity required for this role, the top of her butt crack and breasts.
acting breakdowns, part 70 of an infinitely frustrating infinity part-series